Okay let’s do this. I went on a blind date with this fine chic and out of the blues she asked me, “what are the perks of dating you?” Whoa! The perks of dating me…. Phewww!
The Perks Of Dating Me
Hi, my name is Elorm Sangbey. You should date me because it involves a lot of fun and very little stress.
You don’t need to worry about me getting jealous, I seriously don’t. You want to be with someone else? Go ahead, not my job to stop you. You want to talk to other guys, flirt with them, but still be with me? Great, I can work with that. You also don’t need to worry about me cheating on you, because I’m not a fan of casual sex and I don’t have the energy to live a double life. Not to mention, I’m open enough to tell you if I have any problems way before it gets to that stage.
If you like characters, I can do that. Seems a lot of people want the fantasy of a bad boy, an old fashioned gentleman, or a dark loner but without any of the negative shit that comes with that. So you want to play a game, live a story, I can do that minus the sexism, danger, and unhealthiness. Or not, whatever works. Just know it will be temporary, I like to express myself.
I give really good advice. If I took my own advice, I’d be rich, healthy, and powerful.
I’m always ready with one surprise or another. None of this ‘I’ll see you next Saturday, this place, this time’ shit. No I’ll show up at your door with 60 metres of rope and tell you we’re going abseiling.
In the bedroom? Well suppose it depends on what you like. Let’s just say I haven’t got any complaints so far, and I’m a firm believer that communication is vital.