You know what it feels like growing up as a teenager with your mom. She sometimes gets you, sometimes she doesn’t. Well, mine most of the time didn’t get me (i don’t blame her but she did a good job raising me) and there were these two occasions which I’d say was my favorite savage mom moment.
My mom has jokes but I didn’t know she could really say this out loud. My then girlfriend use to come over our place most often, especially when my mom wasn’t around. My mom caught her one day and she told her to feel free to come visit anytime, she doesn’t mind.
FAVORITE SAVAGE MOM MOMENT
I was having sex with my then girlfriend in my room. My mom was around, probably in the kitchen or something. She (my then girlfriend) was always a bit loud in bed and that time we were having an especially good time. She was pretty introverted and when she left, she didn’t stop to say goodbye to my mom. I don’t even think she saw my mom on the way out.
My mom then tells me, “she was pretty loud earlier, and now she can’t even say goodbye”
Damn! She just had to say it like that.
The second instance was when I was a bit younger maybe around sixteen or seventeen and my mom walked in on me masturbating.
She stared at me for a minute or two (which was pretty much embarrassing for a boy my age at that time). Her response? “You should go get a girlfriend so she can do that for you”
My mom is pretty open when it comes to sex and a savage at the same time. She has caused me many embarrassments over the years because of this, but hey, she was doing me right.
Those are two good mom moments. Making sex normal enough to talk about is an important aspect of parenting. I wonder if I can do it to my son. Sometimes, sex is something terrifying when comes to father and son discussion. (My dad and I never had that talk)
My mom was open to talking about any subject, much to my dismay and I love her for that. And folks those are my two favorite savage mom moments.