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This is a satire piece, no set of fans should take it personal. It’s all for the love of the game. Just BANTER! Hilarious Nicknames for Football Players, here we go!

Hilarious Nicknames for Football Players

1. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang – Gabonese Sonic the Hedgehog
Aubameyang nickname
2. Memphis Depay – Uber Eats Ligue 1 Hazard
Depay nickname
3. Jack Wilshere – Brexit Isco
Wilshere nickname
4. Alvaro Morata – Windows XP Raul
Morata nickname
5. Gonzalo Higuain – Bloated Shevchenko
Higuain nickname
6. Neymar Jr – Favela Bolasie
Neymar nickname
7. Kylian Mbappe – Fromage Agbonlahor
Mbappe nickname
8. Aleksandr Golovin – Communist Kaka
Golovin nickname
9. Jesse Lingard – 27 Year old Teenage Sensation
Lingard nickname
10. Son Heung-Min – K-pop Cristiano Ronaldo
Son nickname
11. Adrien Rabiot – Schneiderlin With Clout
Rabiot nickname
12. Christian Pulisic – Redneck Shaun Wright-Phillips
Pulisic nickname
13. Lucas Torreira – Android Kante
Torreira nickname
14. Mo Salah – Hieroglyphic Jermaine Pennant
Salah nickname
15. Sokratis Papastathopoulos – Scrabble Legend
Sokratis nickname
16. Jorginho – Dual-citizen Cleverley
Jorginho nickname
17. Steven Gerrard – Merseyside Illaramendi
Gerrad nickname
18. Alex Iwobi – IPOB Hachim Mastour
Iwobi nickname
19. Jamie Vardy – Brexit R9
Vardy nickname
21. Leroy Sané – Afro Rivaldo
Sane nickname
22. Riyard Mahrez – Wallahi Walcott
Mahrez nickname
23. Kelechi Iheanacho – Slim Fit Yakubu
Kelechi nickname
24. Sergio Aguero – Crack Free Maradona
Aguero nickname
25. Marko Arnautović – Stressed Ibrahimovic
Marko Nickname
26. Romelu Lukaku – No Touch Stormzy
Lukaku Nickname
27. Eden Hazard – Belgian Nicki Minaj
Hazard Nickname

Do you have any nickname for us or you think you have a better nickname for the ones we’ve created?

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