Footballers Hilarious Nickname

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We created nicknames for some world footballers. This is a satire piece, no set of fans should take it personal. It’s all for the love of the game. Just BANTER! Let’s begin.

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NICKNAMES

1. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang – Gabonese Sonic the Hedgehog

Aubameyang nickname

2. Memphis Depay – Uber Eats Ligue 1 Hazard

Depay nickname

3. Jack Wilshere – Brexit Isco

Wilshere nickname

4. Alvaro Morata – Windows XP Raul

Morata nickname

5. Gonzalo Higuain – Bloated Shevchenko

Higuain nickname

6. Neymar Jr – Favela Bolasie

Neymar nickname

7. Kylian Mbappe – Fromage Agbonlahor

Mbappe nickname

8. Aleksandr Golovin – Communist Kaka

Golovin nickname

9. Jesse Lingard – 27 Year old Teenage Sensation

Lingard nickname

10. Son Heung-Min – K-pop Cristiano Ronaldo

Son nickname

11. Adrien Rabiot – Schneiderlin With Clout

Rabiot nickname

12. Christian Pulisic – Redneck Shaun Wright-Phillips

Pulisic nickname

13. Lucas Torreira – Android Kante

Torreira nickname

14. Mo Salah – Hieroglyphic Jermaine Pennant

Salah nickname

15. Sokratis Papastathopoulos – Scrabble Legend

Sokratis nickname

16. Jorginho – Dual-citizen Cleverley

Jorginho nickname

17. Steven Gerrard – Merseyside Illaramendi

Gerrad nickname

18. Alex Iwobi – IPOB Hachim Mastour

Iwobi nickname

19. Jamie Vardy – Brexit R9

Vardy nickname

21. Leroy Sané – Afro Rivaldo

Sane nickname

22. Riyard Mahrez – Wallahi Walcott

Mahrez nickname

23. Kelechi Iheanacho – Slim Fit Yakubu

Kelechi nickname

24. Sergio Aguero – Crack Free Maradona

Aguero nickname

25. Marko Arnautović – Stressed Ibrahimovic

Marko Nickname

26. Romelu Lukaku – No Touch Stormzy

Lukaku Nickname

27. Eden Hazard – Belgian Nicki Minaj

Hazard Nickname
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