Best Chat Up Lines – Hello Dating Folks!


Chat up lines? Some people love them whiles some hate them! But there is something attractive about someone that can cause you to reel off a line, whether it’s silly or serious, or with confidence. 

In the online dating era, chat up lines might seem a bit old fashioned. But they can still be a great way to break the ice.

Chat up line in library
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Like men, not all chat up lines are created equal, so be prepared for rejection if your aim doesn’t hit the target! Besides, there’s nothing like a little awkwardness to set a mood.

Here are the cheesiest chat up lines you’ve ever heard or read!

Is your name Google…? A modern Chat up Line.

“Is your name google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”

This is a more modern cheesy chat up line that shows you’re not just relying on old material but still have a sense of humour. 


Do your legs hurt?

‘Coz you’ve been running through my mind all night’.

This is one of the original cheesy chat up lines so you won’t get any prizes for originality, but if you can sell it with a cheeky smile, it just might work.

Can I buy you a drink?

Simple and to the point! Known as one of the best chat up lines but be careful and observant of who you are offering the drinks to. You could catch a date or get bundled out of the space.

Are you Sarah Coleman?

When you know someone, it’s easy to approach them and start a conversation. But what happens if you don’t? Pretending to know someone can also work.

Funny Chat up Lines

You might be guaranteed a laugh with these but not always a date, so use with caution! And note that not everybody has the same sense of humour.

There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your house?

Have you been to the doctors lately? ‘Coz I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

Hi, I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?


Cheesy Chat up Lines

They have their charm but don’t underestimate the awful groan and smile that accompanies most of these lines. However, it is a great way to get break the ice giving way to a great conversation.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Let’s flip a coin. Head? You’re mine! Tail? I’m yours!

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

Chat Up Lines
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Good Chat up Lines for Women

The 21st Century folks are still with the thought that women can’t approach men – especially with a chat up line. But hey ladies, fight against this stereotype by picking one of the best chat up lines and go for your desired man.

Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

Boy, if you were a vegetable you’d be acutecumber.

Do I know you? ‘Coz you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

Hey, so when our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them?

Be that crazy person who flirts badly with these ridiculous one-liners. Whether your pick up style is cute or silly, don’t be held back, just know that there’s a silly line for everyone. Embrace the cheesiest opener you can find and make someone laugh.… or roll their eyes. Don’t take it too seriously and have some fun. 

Want to share a couple of lines from your archives? Let me know in the comments. Thanks.

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